Oh come on, you knew that was coming. Especially if you've read the Results thread from this week.
It works like it does any other week, I give you a list of topics. You pick 2 of them and write entries for each of the topics you have selected.
You link those entries back to this thread.
As usual, these topics are from your fellow contestants in Friends and Rivals and do not necessarily represent the views of the management.
The topics this week are:
Tihadrian dimorphous chloride is a hell of a drug
The deadline to link your entries back to this thread is Friday, May 6th at 8pm EDT