I'm going to try my best to be there on time, but I may be called away. TPTB have been calling me pretty much non-stop over the last couple of days to fill in for the Scalia vacancy on the Court. I finally agreed to hear a couple cases. Pretty sure I'm going to go with the death penalty on all of them. Regardless of what they are about.
Friedrichs v. California Teachers Association? Death.
Evenwel v. Abbott? Death
Zubik v. Burwell? Death
Whole Woman's Health v. Hellerstedt? Double death
Fisher v. University of Texas and United States v. Texas? You guessed it - death!
I'm pretty sure I can convince the majority of my new colleagues to vote with me for most of these.