http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/780659.html AND a new poll going up! http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/780955.html
We also crossed that 75 contestants barrier and are potentially heading down that slalom to 50. I say "potentially" because everyone knows about that second chance that is due to pop up at any time! Who knows how that is going to end up impacting the numbers and dynamics!
Do YOU have people you know who might want to jump into the fray? Not just those who were involved earlier this season - but newbies who have been sitting on the sidelines, that might want their last chance to taste what a "full/regular season" of LJ Idol is like! Granted, coming in that way is a lot more difficult to get to the end. But, hey, it's a shot!
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Tell me something funny. I *need* something funny right now.
It was a busy night - we had both results
We also crossed that 75 contestants barrier and are potentially heading down that slalom to 50. I say "potentially" because everyone knows about that second chance that is due to pop up at any time! Who knows how that is going to end up impacting the numbers and dynamics!
Do YOU have people you know who might want to jump into the fray? Not just those who were involved earlier this season - but newbies who have been sitting on the sidelines, that might want their last chance to taste what a "full/regular season" of LJ Idol is like! Granted, coming in that way is a lot more difficult to get to the end. But, hey, it's a shot!
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Tell me something funny. I *need* something funny right now.
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what's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
a pool table!
well, it makes me laugh....
(and now that i've shared the stupid joke, i'm going to go read some entries.)
oh, hey, first!
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Q: How many absurdists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fish
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*cough* Okay, maybe not. ;-)
So if someone could tell me if the week during which you are eliminated counts toward the Grand Total of Idol weeks?
I am asking because my goal was making mine at least 50, and if it does I have reached it, and if not, I have at least 2 to go.
If you go out in Week 20, you survived 19 weeks.
Be the change you want to see in the world, they told me. ;)
And I replied: Hmm, I thought they only told that to tollbooth operators? ;)
Well, it amused me, anyway! :)
No one knows what a toll booth operator is these days! ;)
ETA: 'something funny': I was just reading an article about typical 'British' things, as written by an American. And there was a making tea one which was surprisingly accurate: I don't drink tea, and only make it for others rarely, but the notion of someone putting the tea bag and milk in before the water still makes me squirm.
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE TEA THAT WAY?!
Also another one of the things: British people find enthusiasm cringeworthy: this is so hilarious because of how wrong it is! I might fall off my chair with laughter. (Although I sometimes am unsure what I'm supposed to do when faced with an enthusiastic American Waiter/waitress, are we supposed to hold conversations, or just give polite quick replies.)
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Also, I'm not British... But I do think 'British' tends to include 'Australian' when speaking to an American!! Well, Australian and Kiwi and South African and...
Where's the joke?...Ohh! it ended way back in week 1..;)
snotragstissues, get down on the floor to look under the chair and the sofa--nothing. No dentures. How do you not only have your dentures fall right out of your mouth, but fall someplace unfindable?I ask her if she's sure she was actually wearing them when she came down. She says yes. I head back upstairs, anyway, to check, because she's 92, and she forgets things. Sure enough, there's her dentures sitting on her bed. She'd taken them out for something, and forgot to put them back in.
(And yes, I washed my hands after pawing through the snotrags.)
If you need funny, you should come live here. My grandmother is an endless source of entertainment.
A: A naughty frog
Sometimes the ones that are funny to kindergarteners are still the best.
I need to get back to reading entries now.
Okay, what do you call a joke without a punch line?
There are two kinds of people in the world:
Those who need closure.......
He didn't appreciate this one bit.
So he whined for a bit, and she kept reassuring him that he could come out in just a couple of minutes.
So he ripped off his diaper and pissed on the floor.
And now we all know exactly how he feels about being in the corral when there are dishes to be done.
His friends are offended. "What the hell are you talking about? We have great freedom here! Why, in Russia, we can run across the Red Square screaming "RONALD REAGAN SUCKS!!!" and nothing bad will happen to us either!"