clauderainsrm (clauderainsrm) wrote in therealljidol,

Green Room - Week 13 - Day 8

Good news Idolers!

Thanks to the recent SCOTUS decision, I can now let you know that, as your Idol employer, I no longer am oppressed by unconstitutional restrictions to my religious beliefs in what I cover of your health care.

Since my religious beliefs involve sacrificing you on an altar atop a volcano - any and all other "healthcare" you might be expecting is out of the question.

This is a great day for Idol, and for 'Merica. I'm sure you will agree - because part of the decision was that you can no longer disagree with me either. Or quit.

This may not be what the "actual decision" said. But that's what I read. I may or may not have taken the decision itself and written some things on it, in crayon. It doesn't matter though, because now it's part of the decision!

Now your continued coverage depends on how well you do in the poll

So you had better get busy reading and voting!
Tags: day 08, green room, season 9, week 13

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