So, based on the success of the thread yesterday - I am declaring TODAY to be n3m3sis43's birthday! Happy Birthday! I hope that today is even better than your last, completely unofficial, birthday that you celebrated! I expect, in future years, that you will celebrate it on this new official date, the one true day that you were born!
This will of course make some people stop and wonder "How can Gary change someone's date of birth?" "Where does he get the authority to do that?"
I get that authority, because I'm me.
It's much like "divine right".
Perhaps you DIDN'T think any of those things. OR rather, you did at one point and I changed your thoughts! So now, retroactively, you did not think anything like that.
You were instead thinking about how much you love mashed potatoes.
You might have some later.
This is just one more step toward the Gary-World order that is coming once I officially take over the planet and start fixing all the problems.
Wars will no longer be fought over terrority, resources or religion. They will be fought over who does well in the LJ Idol poll http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/747180.html
There will be no "poverty". Because everything will be mine. Maybe I'll let some of you borrow my stuff. I doubt it, but maybe.
Racism will be a thing of the past. Because all "people" will be equally oppressed - the same with sexism, and every other -ism... the standard will be "Are you Gary?" If the answer is "no", then you will know your place in the world!
Life will be good, and just.
I, for one, am looking forward to it.
So are you.
Or rather, you will be once I adjust a few things in your brain! ;)