clauderainsrm:
We were in the store this evening, picking up groceries for dinner. When we got to the checkout, the cashier looked at the items and said “Hungarian paprika. Hungarian peppers. Are you guys Hungarian?”
Cynthia explained that she was making Hungarian soup.
The correct response didn’t occur to me until we were in the parking lot. I should have picked up a small magazine off the rack, opened it, and said “My Hovercraft is Full of Eels”.
That was a perfect moment, wasted by not being able to think quickly enough.
This is also a perfect moment.
Right here.
It’s the first poll of Season 9.
It’s a special time. Enjoy it.
It’s public voting, so anyone can cast a vote. Just read the entries, comment (everyone loves feedback) and vote for your favorite entries!
The person, in each tribe, with the fewest votes will be eliminated. (Four total are going home this week)
Don’t hesitate and regret it later!
The poll closes Thursday, March 20th at 9pm EDT
Good luck to everyone!
Now excuse me, I have some soup to eat! I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
The Ballot:
____hejira's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count11(0.4%)
44(1.7%)
71(2.7%)
82(3.1%)
adpaz's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count9(0.3%)
57(2.2%)
42(1.6%)
50(1.9%)
aluragayle's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count5(0.2%)
67(2.5%)
anghogan26's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count6(0.2%)
40(1.5%)
40(1.5%)
35(1.3%)
86(3.3%)
b_coy's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count5(0.2%)
42(1.6%)
50(1.9%)
basric's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count8(0.3%)
81(3.1%)
75(2.8%)
54(2.0%)
62(2.3%)
44(1.7%)
64(2.4%)
66(2.5%)
44(1.7%)
brides_koneko's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count6(0.2%)
49(1.9%)
60(2.3%)
carpinteria_pen's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count6(0.2%)
50(1.9%)
colonelperry42n's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count6(0.2%)
57(2.2%)
35(1.3%)
crazed_delusion's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count8(0.3%)
crimsonplum's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count7(0.3%)
38(1.4%)
dakotawitch's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count8(0.3%)
38(1.4%)
diagenou's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count7(0.3%)
25(0.9%)
16(0.6%)
49(1.9%)
52(2.0%)
druidspell's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count10(0.4%)
dusty_chenille's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count6(0.2%)
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The Ballot:
ecosopher's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count8(0.4%)
50(2.4%)
46(2.2%)
34(1.6%)
43(2.1%)
41(2.0%)
faerie_spark's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count6(0.3%)
41(2.0%)
37(1.8%)
55(2.7%)
35(1.7%)
fringebenefits's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count4(0.2%)
gisellewakefld's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count5(0.2%)
goldmourn's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count5(0.2%)
50(2.4%)
58(2.8%)
33(1.6%)
heatherenchantd's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count2(0.1%)
38(1.8%)
44(2.1%)
36(1.7%)
45(2.2%)
39(1.9%)
illittorate's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count1(0.0%)
imafarmgirl's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count4(0.2%)
44(2.1%)
inawrites's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count4(0.2%)
32(1.5%)
57(2.8%)
iwriteflash's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count2(0.1%)
70(3.4%)
Jen Todd's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count2(0.1%)
38(1.8%)
joyfulfeather's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count4(0.2%)
32(1.5%)
Kari Hilwig's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count2(0.1%)
karmasoup's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count4(0.2%)
kate_spencer 's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count2(0.1%)
67(3.2%)
kbr_shorts's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count1(0.0%)
33(1.6%)
41(2.0%)
kenakeri's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
kianna_leigh's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
72(3.5%)
kotenok_angel's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count2(0.1%)
The Ballot:
kristalsawesome's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count4(0.2%)
32(1.4%)
lapinquichante's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
lapis_lazuli615's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count4(0.2%)
lealila's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
lebonheurbum's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
33(1.4%)
lilly_rose's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
48(2.1%)
36(1.6%)
47(2.0%)
39(1.7%)
57(2.5%)
50(2.2%)
42(1.8%)
45(1.9%)
maerhys's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
43(1.9%)
35(1.5%)
47(2.0%)
46(2.0%)
43(1.9%)
mamas_minion's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
Maria Fox Christy O'Brien's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count2(0.1%)
mask_and_dagger's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count2(0.1%)
mezzogiorno's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count2(0.1%)
31(1.3%)
28(1.2%)
mme_furiosa's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count5(0.2%)
64(2.8%)
32(1.4%)
29(1.3%)
mstrobel's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count5(0.2%)
62(2.7%)
37(1.6%)
47(2.0%)
onda_bianca's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count8(0.3%)
48(2.1%)
34(1.5%)
42(1.8%)
phoenixsansfyr's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
pipistrelle's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count2(0.1%)
44(1.9%)
71(3.1%)
36(1.6%)
randomtaleaday's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count5(0.2%)
38(1.6%)
ravenshrinkery's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count5(0.2%)
31(1.3%)
40(1.7%)
76(3.3%)
The Ballot:
52(2.1%)
selcazare's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count7(0.3%)
32(1.3%)
34(1.3%)
33(1.3%)
59(2.3%)
42(1.7%)
68(2.7%)
47(1.9%)
60(2.4%)
36(1.4%)
45(1.8%)
54(2.1%)
sneakishfrog's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count6(0.2%)
sobota's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
38(1.5%)
24(1.0%)
48(1.9%)
33(1.3%)
stacieann15 's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count6(0.2%)
stacyrocks's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count5(0.2%)
subtleheart's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count6(0.2%)
52(2.1%)
48(1.9%)
28(1.1%)
71(2.8%)
46(1.8%)
taleanea's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
55(2.2%)
54(2.1%)
48(1.9%)
46(1.8%)
teddyescher's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count4(0.2%)
33(1.3%)
49(1.9%)
46(1.8%)
thesammichfox's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
53(2.1%)
tijuanagringo's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count4(0.2%)
39(1.5%)
48(1.9%)
33(1.3%)
50(2.0%)
43(1.7%)
walkertxkitty's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count9(0.4%)
37(1.5%)
watching_ships's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count4(0.2%)
33(1.3%)
witches's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
wyliekat's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count3(0.1%)
55(2.2%)
37(1.5%)
63(2.5%)
yuniebaby's Bye Week – Votes For This Contestant Will Not Count7(0.3%)
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