Have you commented? Have you told people "hey, check out this one entry that blew my socks off?"
Have you went to see where your socks ended up? Or did you just leave them in the middle of the street? No wonder the streets are covered with pieces of socks! It's people like you who are destroying the world, one discarded sock at a time!
Other than going sockless, and losing an hour of sleep, how is your weekend going?