clauderainsrm (clauderainsrm) wrote in therealljidol,

Green Room - Week 19 - Day 1

*checks flight information*

“England”, “the United Kingdom”, “UK”, “Great Britain”, “Hogwarts” – whatever you call it, it’s all the same place.

Or, it was a place until a few minutes ago, when it sunk back under the sea, much like “Atlantis” and “Cleveland”, places that cannot actually exist, except in the tall tales of old seafarers who have tried to seduce a manatee one too many times!

So, to those who claim to “live” there, better find somewhere else to pretend that you are from, because we all know, it’s not a real place! You might as well admit that you don’t exist outside a few 0s and 1s inside the vast intratubez!

It will be better for everyone.

Especially ‘Mericans. Which include myself, and my cats. Well, that’s pretty much it for actual residents of ‘Merica and followers of the ‘Merican way, which is people giving me cookies. Which is definitely something worth fighting for!!

We do have some news to cover, in case you missed it last night.

Some people are not getting any cookies:
Others are hoping they will get some:
While still others are talking about the fact that these cookies for contestants might just be one of those things like there being a placed called “London”, which seem like a perfectly OK idea until you realize that there is no way that it is ever happening.
Tags: day 01, green room, season 8, week 19
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