For those who are even more of damn foreigners than the rest – Welcome to Monday, or whatever day you are pretending that it is with your “calendars” and “international date lines”! (as if those are real things)
Now that Thanksgiving is passed, I need to start gearing up on my War on Christmas!
I’m not entirely sure how I’m going to go about it. Maybe start with some greetings of “Happy Holidays” and follow it up with a volley of concussion grenades.
Or maybe I will just put Christmas, and all the other December religious and secular holidays in a poll – like this one http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/500732.html - and eliminate them a few at a time, every week, until there is only one, the Ultimate Holiday. Then everyone will just celebrate that one! Which December holiday are you rooting for to come out on top???
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