- Go on a reality show to build a career
- Secretly get married
- Go on another reality show and cheat on secret spouse on national TV. (for maximum effect, go immediately after finding out that your cousin has been abducted. When cornered, use cousin to excuse your actions by posting about it on facebook)
- Say things about being vilified and “you disgust me” in regards to someone making moves within the game that don’t work out to your favor.
- Go on tirades on Twitter toward anyone and everyone in your path.
- Hopefully, get off my TV soon.
I have a long way to go to live up to that standard. I better get started immediately.
What about you?
What secret marriages are you in? What are you doing to further your career, or blow it up in the most spectacular, and public way possible?
How are you using the current Idol poll - http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/497416.html to accomplish these goals? ;)