Seriously, there is probably something wrong with your computer. Websites, shouldn't be rocking back and forth on your screen. Especially if , like this one, it wasn't designed to have any range of motion.
You might want to have someone look at that!
Other things you might want to take a look at yourself, and then have a friend look at as well, you know, just to be safe:
The first topic has been posted and a deadline set: http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/486728.html\
A Work Room has been posted for you to discuss that entry, and get any feedback you need: http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/487080.html
A deadline has been set for sign ups: http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/485253.html(by an "amazing coincidence", it is the same deadline as the first topic!)
For those who still need information, the FAQ is available: http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/484986.html and I'm around to explain anything that you're still going "WTF!" about - and other people are around to translate that into a language that other people speak! :D
Every season - until now - we have started off with "Introduction", as a Week 0 topic. It didn't come this time. :)
But it does mean there are people out there who were counting on it - so "What do you want other people to know about you?" What sort of information would you have put in your Introduction that probably wouldn't end up in your first couple of entries?
Edit to add: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to wolfden!!