I had to go get some tests done.
The verdict? Idol contestants were in fact correct.
I have no heart. They just couldn't find one. Also missing were compassion, mercy and a conscience.
However my blood-lust and evil glands appear to be abnormally large, filling up those otherwise empty spaces quite well.
They attempted to do some bloodwork. But it turns out that it's pure acid!
I guess that I should have told them in advance! Oops. My bad.
I'm sure the techs will recover. Eventually.
You on the other hand? You will never recover.
You will be reading entries http://community.livejournal.com/therealljidol/439978.html and sending me your votes.
What else will you be doing? Suffering? Being oppressed? Stressing out?
Those I know about!!!!
Anything else going on this weekend?
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*stares at clock*
*plays with Robin toy I got at lunch*
PEW.
I would gladly offer to have no heart if it meant I needed no digestive system. I've had a killer stomach flu for like 48 hours now and its truly made my life a little vile.
On the positive side, two weeks of spring break after today. On the negative side, I'm in administration so I don't get to go anywhere.
BECAUSE I WANT POLL GRAPHS. I want to be able to track my progress and all this behind the scenes stuff is driving me mad, MAD I TELLS YA.
Other than that, not much is going down.
ETA: Oh, yes and I just got through playing through Portal for, like, the billionth time. That game is BEYOND fun, y'all. Overused memes, whatever.
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I do have something to do on Sunday, and some laundry to do... but that's about it. ^^
<-- I am actually doing this. The play that I'm writing has a massive turning point with the discovery of a body in/near a boathouse, but I don't have anywhere to put the body that isn't, you know, body-in-the-ceiling.
:D
Eh, that's all I got. Short of drama today :D
Weekend is full of stuffs! Should get out for a gaming night tonight. Spending time with my dad tomorrow morning, he has an autograph from Martin Luther King Jr he's trying to get authenticated and appraised at an autograph show. Have a date tomorrow night, and Sunday will probably be recovery time :D
Good luck to everyone this week! Lots of good entries this week :) I'm taking a home game bye this week, will start when we get a new non-open topic. Think there'll be an open topic hat-trick?
Exciting SGTV filming tonight and tomorrow! And also probably editingeditingediting on Sunday. I'm still behind on my freelance novel editing gig by a month. Oy. Oh, and worrying about Idol, of course.
Day is blah here. Several more hours till I can get off work. I think I'll be lame and spend the night working from home because I'm so awesome and well lame like that. Go me!
I'm not the only one who feels sad that the weekend is too short before it even officially begins, right? I just read in Cosmo that you feel crappy until about noon on Saturday and then start feeling crappy again by 4 pm on Sunday. Work sucks the life right out of us, I swear!
I wonder if my feeling as though I've been run over by a Mack truck is a sign that maybe I should be taking it easy?
Hopefully I will do SOMETHING fun this weekend... try and work on my tan some more (a losing battle), go grocery shopping, finish my book... you know, real party stuff.
Please, all keep doing The Job Dance for me.
(hangs up large disco ball). I should know something next week. AW
Busy weekend for us with the little guy's baptism on Sunday. I have a lot of prep to do and the hubby won't be home until late tonight.
I jealous of all my neighbors who are using the nice weather to BBQ tonight!
Other than that? I got nothing. Well, I have a heart, mercy, compassion and a conscience. As long as no one tries to get between me and my game console this weekend :)
I do have Idol reading to finish. I'm going to try and do that before I leave work tonight. It's Friday, after all, and starting a new task now would be ridiculous with an hour left.