Sure, it's the shortest month of the year, but it can also be the deadliest. Hope you make it out the other side!
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and of course boll weevils.
You never know when they are going to show up and infest your entry! Or your office building. It's best if you leave out traps for them. Apparently the best way to deal with an infestation like that is treachery or at very least some version of a long con.
If you can set up a Ponzi scheme, boll weevils will fall right into your hands. If you set up a Fonzie scheme the chicks will fall into your hands, and you will gain the ability to jump over sharks. Which is always a useful skill.
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