What do you mean that's not how it works?
Fine then. I'll cyber-breathe all over you! Take that smartie pants!! (Your pants are literally filled with Smarties - both the US and the British versions! It's a new kind of computer virus!)
While you are recovering, you can make sure that you are posting your entries to http://community.livejournal.com/therealljidol/393995.html and/or reading ahead! as we continue to count down to the deadline later today!
Anyone doing anything interesting today/this weekend - other than picking smarties out of their outfit??