Antonio Whiteguy was the first person to actually put chalk to the wall to write down a word. Most people don't know this. But it's a proven historical fact (that I just made up)- I'm sure you can find it on Wikipedia. (see also: the threat of bears)
That word that he wrote, creating the written language was unfortunately lost to us because (1) he was a doctor and thus no one could read what he wrote (2) No one had invented reading yet (3) He wrote it in red and green and people back then were color blind.
When it comes to "being color blind", I'm with Mitch Hedberg:
"You know when it comes to racism, people say: " I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green"... Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help 'em."
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