This is going to be the most difficult week yet. More difficult than that time you slammed your hand in the car door and gotten eaten by leopards combined.
More difficult than your stint as bait during shark week.
This week we are losing *3 contestants* with the lowest vote totals.
How is this any different than any other week? It doesn't sound any different!!
Oh, but it is. Because we will be down to 41 contestants. Which, adding the one newbie who came into the game, means that the people who survive this week have outlasted 200 other contestants!!
It's a benchmark.
Just getting to this point is something that hopefully everyone is pleased with themselves. Because you should be. Getting through this vote, and being able to look back over your shoulder and seeing 200 places behind you - that's a big deal. Good job.
Ah, but you are not quite there yet.
Standing in front of you is "Hyperbole is Literally Hitler".
Now it's up to the readers, the voters, to read the entries and cast their vote for their favorites. Their support is going to determine who will be saying that they outlasted "almost 200" and who will be around next week!
The poll will close Saturday April 10th at 3pm EDT
Good luck to everyone!
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