(*Note: This is a test of the pirate attack emergency broadcast system. Your Idol, in voluntary cooperation with the FCC and federal, state and local authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an attack by pirates from Somalia. If this had been an actual pirate attack, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information as well as a more detailed location as to where to drop the money. is concludes this test of the pirate attack emergency broadcast system.)
So how are YOU doing today????