June 27th, 2013

Idol B

Green Room - Week 6 - Day 7

You want to stand around and filibuster all day long? OK. Do it. You catch us fudging the time stamp on the votes, so we can't actually pass the bill? OK. That's fine. Because Rick Perry is the m-fing honey badger. And we all know what honey badgers do. Or rather, do NOT do.

It's things like this that make me wonder what is wrong with this country. It used to be that people could rely on the fact that they could have plantation parties and have people dress up as slaves, and they could call them "N-"s, because that's just how its done in the South. You used to be free to point out that "the rappers do it" and that would be enough.

But no, now with Obama's "Political Correctness" (which I assume was part of the Obamacare monstrosity that will soon be rampaging across this once great land) people can't do that anymore. Now they have to sit around and be oppressed, and denied admittance to universities in favor of the people who used to get them mixed drinks! Life these days just is not fair.

Fortunately, there IS one thing that brings people together. If you guessed "Idol voting", you would be right! Of course, this particular week, in true Capitalist style we are separating the "haves" from the 'have nots" - with those who are still in the competition having a vote in the Contestant Only voting! http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/667269.html