May 31st, 2013

Idol B

Green Room - Week 3 - Day 2

Someone ran a red light this morning, and had to slam on their brakes and swerve to avoid hitting me as I was crossing the street.

Which is how I know it wasn’t anyone who had ever participated in Idol. You would have sped up.

I did, however, have a moment where my life flashed before my eyes – and had to ask myself some serious Life Questions. Such as “Have I ruined enough people’s lives recently?”, “How can I do more to torment Idolers?” and of course, “Who are these kids and what are they doing on my lawn?”

I need to do more to address these important issues, but for now, I’ll stick to the new topic(s)
And Second Chance