I still have the plague, so I have called in sick. I have my trusty friend NyQuil and he and I have become very close over the past 12 hours. I expect we'll become even closer over the next 24.
clauderainsrm is at home this morning, but hopefully he'll be around this afternoon.
So, what's going on in your world?
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