But that is not the only thing going on at Idol.
I want to reassure you that I am NOT reopening the Idol gym. Because no one here exercises.
Nor will I be reopening the Idol movie theaters. Because there are none.
However, I WILL be reopening the Idol torture chambers. Social distancing standards will continue to be observed, so the whips being used will have to be longer.
Emotional distancing will continue as regularly scheduled.