I've been asked to be the new Director of the FBI.
Really, when you think about it, I'm the obvious choice for the job. So it's not a huge surprise that I'd be approached.
I intend to, much like Hoover, use my new power to punish and/or destroy my enemies. I'm going to be bringing in an All Star cast from Ru Paul's Drag Race to help with the other things that Hoover was good at.
I plan to continue to investigate Russia. Not for inferring with the election, but rather for their involvement in Livejournal.
I also plan on opening investigations into every person who doesn't vote in this week's poll: http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/1012526.html
So if you don't want your deepest secrets exposed, you should make sure to vote!
While I'm here, is there anything else you want me to investigate? I'll put it on the list.