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The Countdown - 11

People who don't sign up for LJ IDOL Season 9 are racists.

I know what you're thinking, "But some of my friends aren't going to sign up!"

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but that's because they are racists.

I know it's true because I read it on the internet, just a couple sentences ago. They can't print things on the internet unless they are true.

Your Nazi-loving racist friends aren't going to sign up because of their hatred of all people, especially minorities and gay people, oh, and women. They definitely hate women.

These Sexism Nazi racist people who don't sign up for Season 9 have no regard for anything other than their pedophilic ways. They mansplain that they don't have the time or interest in signing up for Idol, but we know the truth.

Those pedophile sexist Nazi racist friends of yours.... it's really disappointing that you are hanging out with them. I've talked it over with your parent(s) and significant other(s), and really the only way that you can be redeemed if you somehow can bring them back, and get them to sign up.

The FAQs are here: http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/708766.html and the number of days are dwindling until Season 9 sign-up begins.

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ecosopher
Feb. 19th, 2014 02:24 pm (UTC)
Your logic is infallible.
thealogicallady
Feb. 19th, 2014 05:34 pm (UTC)
^^^
roina_arwen
Feb. 19th, 2014 05:51 pm (UTC)
*giggles*
theun4givables
Feb. 19th, 2014 02:26 pm (UTC)
ELEVEN.

DAYS.

*eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!*

I'm sorry, I'm stupidly excited and ready to go for this season of LJI. BRING IT.
alycewilson
Feb. 19th, 2014 02:46 pm (UTC)
It goes to 11!!!!!
theun4givables
Feb. 19th, 2014 02:47 pm (UTC)
xD!

Yes. Yes it does.
comedychick
Feb. 19th, 2014 02:55 pm (UTC)
I was getting all hyped up to play Idol again this season, what with my current project starting to wind down now (oh but it's so exciting!) and then dreaded LIFE stuff happened, so we shall just have to see if I'll have the time or not once signups open. Though I'm not sure I'll have a clear enough picture of what's going on by then. Ahhhh!

Anyway... man, I'm running out of time to renew my US passport before it expires. I should probably get on that if I want to be allowed back in the country at any point in the next year!
clauderainsrm
Feb. 19th, 2014 02:57 pm (UTC)
It's your choice. If you *want* to be a racist... ;)

comedychick
Feb. 19th, 2014 02:59 pm (UTC)
Oh sure, but I could just sign up, participate in the first week, and then drop out, and it'd be fine. :)

I think that anthology I've put together must say something about me not being racist, though. :P
clauderainsrm
Feb. 19th, 2014 03:00 pm (UTC)
We'll see if it does or not... the internet says the only way to tell if someone isn't a racist is if they sign up for Season 9 or not!

The anthology could just be a cover!

Edited at 2014-02-19 03:00 pm (UTC)
comedychick
Feb. 19th, 2014 03:03 pm (UTC)
hahaha.

I suppose that's possible. So I should just let it speak for itself, and let readers decide. :)
roina_arwen
Feb. 19th, 2014 03:49 pm (UTC)
If the anthology were just a cover it would be a mighty slim anthology!!!
ashgaelsonaria
Feb. 20th, 2014 12:56 am (UTC)
Not to mention a very quick read.
Of course its thickness would depend much on what it was made of.
alycewilson
Feb. 19th, 2014 02:56 pm (UTC)
Because I don't have nearly enough things going on already (ha!) I entered a video competition held by an organization called Baby Steps. Considering that I only found out about it less than 48 hours before the deadline, I'm proud I was able to put together a decent two-minute video in that time. Fortunately, I had plenty of raw footage already, and KFP was happy to assist me with shooting some additional B-roll.

Please take a moment and check it out. Hopefully, it will make you smile. It's called "Puppet Problem Solving":

http://on.fb.me/1c22MbO

You'll have to scroll to the bottom of the screen to view it. Look for a still that shows KFP with two puppets.

If you like the video, please click on the box in the upper right-hand corner of the video to vote for it. The videos will be judged on specific criteria by a panel of judges, but they're also giving out a special prize for "audience favorite."
roina_arwen
Feb. 19th, 2014 03:48 pm (UTC)
The Starting Line is almost within reach! I can see the sparkling "100" beckoning me with her winsome ways from over the horizon...

*Puts on her workout clothes*
*Puts on running shoes*
*Double knots laces*
*Stretches muscles*
*Drinks Gatorade*
*Waits for the Starting Gun*

clauderainsrm
Feb. 19th, 2014 04:59 pm (UTC)
*opens up gator pit in front of starting line*
roina_arwen
Feb. 19th, 2014 05:49 pm (UTC)
*grabs long, flexible pole and prepares to pole vault over gator pit*
porn_this_way
Feb. 19th, 2014 03:57 pm (UTC)
This post is extremely offensive to those of us who enjoy both playing Idol *and* pursuing a rewarding career as a racist sexist homophobic Nazi.
clauderainsrm
Feb. 19th, 2014 04:29 pm (UTC)
No pedo?

sad



Edited at 2014-02-19 04:43 pm (UTC)
porn_this_way
Feb. 20th, 2014 06:01 am (UTC)
LMAO this made me laugh way harder than is healthy. We were reading Annabel Lee in one of my classes today, which involved a discussion of Poe's marriage to his kiddie cousin. Several of the kids, being the fantabulous little geeks they are, drew pictures of Pedo Bear on their copies of the poem before passing it back up at the end of class. I died laughing, then signed on...and saw this. Well played, sir. Well played.
kickthehobbit
Feb. 19th, 2014 04:35 pm (UTC)
well. I'm glad I decided to play this time around. Don't want people thinking I'm a racist.
clauderainsrm
Feb. 19th, 2014 04:44 pm (UTC)
Exactly!!

Now you just have to make sure that you don't know any!!
kickthehobbit
Feb. 19th, 2014 07:23 pm (UTC)
...ah, if only it were that easy...
beldar
Feb. 19th, 2014 08:36 pm (UTC)
So, does this mean racists can't sign up?
adoptedwriter
Feb. 19th, 2014 10:42 pm (UTC)
So Idol is for all the free-loving hippies! AW
ashgaelsonaria
Feb. 20th, 2014 12:51 am (UTC)
I have friends?
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