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Green Room - Week 17 - Day 8

I just wanted to give you a "heads up" that I'm going to be really busy over the next few months. So if you don't hear from me for a stretch of time, it's OK.

I've been asked to be the new Director of the FBI.

Really, when you think about it, I'm the obvious choice for the job. So it's not a huge surprise that I'd be approached.

I intend to, much like Hoover, use my new power to punish and/or destroy my enemies. I'm going to be bringing in an All Star cast from Ru Paul's Drag Race to help with the other things that Hoover was good at.

I plan to continue to investigate Russia. Not for inferring with the election, but rather for their involvement in Livejournal.

I also plan on opening investigations into every person who doesn't vote in this week's poll: http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/1012526.html

So if you don't want your deepest secrets exposed, you should make sure to vote!

While I'm here, is there anything else you want me to investigate? I'll put it on the list.

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beldarzfixon
May. 10th, 2017 03:24 pm (UTC)
Here's something to investigate...
Why is there no monkey in monkey-bread, nor in Ben&Jerry's Chunky Monkey?

I blame animal rights hippies =)

p.s. Frist ;)

Edited at 2017-05-10 03:24 pm (UTC)
ellakite
May. 10th, 2017 03:55 pm (UTC)
You're *DEAD* to me!

<HANDS_YOU_SOME_ANIMAL_CRACKERS_SPECIFICALLY_TO_PISS_OFF_THE_ANIMAL_RIGHTS_ACTIVIST_HIPPIES/>
beldarzfixon
May. 10th, 2017 04:13 pm (UTC)
YAY ANIMAL CRACKERS!

As a kid, I always liked to save the elephants for last. Some people think that's weird for some reason.
beeker121
May. 10th, 2017 04:22 pm (UTC)
I will never forget having given a props master an extensive list of fixes/changes after a long tech weekend and when they said "anything else?" I asked for six pink elephants. Four days later when all of the props were gleaming and just what we needed he handed me six pink-iced elephant animal crackers artfully arranged on a plate.

I've had an inordinate fondness for the elephants ever since.
beldarzfixon
May. 10th, 2017 04:24 pm (UTC)
That is teh awesome.

A side note: Whoever wrote the "Animal Crackers" song either didn't understand what they are, or makes some really icky soup =)
(Anonymous)
May. 10th, 2017 06:19 pm (UTC)
Re: Here's something to investigate...
If you bury an egg, why don't you get an eggplant?


(kathrynrose)
beldarzfixon
May. 10th, 2017 07:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Here's something to investigate...
YEAH! That should happen
murielle
May. 10th, 2017 03:24 pm (UTC)
First!
beldarzfixon
May. 10th, 2017 03:25 pm (UTC)
Frist comes before First -- it's LJ Idol law =)
murielle
May. 10th, 2017 03:48 pm (UTC)
Yes but then ellakite will need another spleenectomy, (I think I misspelled that) or something. I keep forgetting. ;-)

Congratulations on being frist! :-D

Edited at 2017-05-10 03:51 pm (UTC)
ellakite
May. 10th, 2017 03:58 pm (UTC)
Not anytime soon (Hopefully)
My new artificial spleen is the ultra-heavy-duty model, so it should be able to handle the strain. But it had damned well better be that tough, considering that the damned replacement organ is 547 times the size of the Pentagon...
murielle
May. 10th, 2017 03:29 pm (UTC)
Actually there is something that needs investigation: alleged inflammatory accusations against your northern neighbors. If needed, we have plenty of water if aforementioned conflagration needs to be extinguished.

I'd say, party on dude, but I'm not sure which party the FBI partys with. ;-)
banana_galaxy
May. 10th, 2017 03:43 pm (UTC)
That's clearly enough reason to scare people into voting! I mean, people who have deep dark secrets they don't want exposed. I totally don't have a problem with my secrets coming out. In fact I tend to just publicly share things other people wouldn't.

I'm beginning to think my experiment in limited interactions in Idol this season is going to have to come to an end soon. There are only so many hours in the day for me to choose what to spend my time on, and obsessively reading graphic novels has been higher on my list of things I want to do than commenting (yay for learning this is likely an autistic thing I do?). I just think it's likely hurting my long-term chances of staying in the game. Fortunately, I'm slowing down on library holds (in fact I only have one on hold now, and I'll be collecting it today), so soon I'll only have the books I've been buying from my favourite comic book store owner to read. And that should free up a bit of time for me.
beeker121
May. 10th, 2017 03:53 pm (UTC)
Perhaps you could investigate hippies, and what qualities confer that label? That way you'd know who to kick!

I will start reading later today, the advantage of the tribes is being able to vote in smaller chunks, so to speak.
lilmissmagic71
May. 10th, 2017 04:05 pm (UTC)
Well, at least you're more qualified to be FBI director than most of Trumps other candidates for posts he fills...

SOOOOOOOO. How is everyone liking this tribe thing? I'm frikkin' terrified. :) That's why I love this game. LOL
ryl
May. 10th, 2017 05:20 pm (UTC)
Look out Portland/San Francisco/Austin/Asheville/Chapel Hill! The FBI's got their hippie-kicking boots out of the closet! (They were under a pile of Hoover's high heels.)
murielle
May. 10th, 2017 11:43 pm (UTC)
Actually there is something that needs investigation: alleged inflammatory accusations against your northern neighbors. If needed, we have plenty of water if aforementioned conflagration needs to be extinguished.

I'd say, party on dude, but I'm not sure which party the FBI partys with. ;-)
murielle
May. 11th, 2017 05:30 am (UTC)
Actually there is something that needs investigation: alleged inflammatory accusations against your northern neighbors. If needed, we have plenty of water if aforementioned conflagration needs to be extinguished.

I'd say, party on dude, but I'm not sure which party the FBI partys with. ;-)
eternal_ot
May. 11th, 2017 07:28 am (UTC)
Ah! Well... I am having trouble accessing the site via a computer "therealljidol.livejournal.com's server the DNS address could not be found" is the message I am getting. Anyone can help with this??

I'll be reading from my mobile, I may not be able to comment as much as I want to though :/
murielle
May. 11th, 2017 08:17 am (UTC)
Actually there is something that needs investigation: alleged inflammatory accusations against your northern neighbors. If needed, we have plenty of water if aforementioned conflagration needs to be extinguished.

I'd say, party on dude, but I'm not sure which party the FBI partys with. ;-)
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